“Everything that comes together falls apart. Everything. The chair I’m sitting on. It was built, and so it will fall apart. I’m gonna fall apart, probably before this chair. And you’re gonna fall apart. The cells and organs and systems that make you you—they came together, grew together, and so must fall apart. The Buddha knew one thing science didn’t prove for millennia after his death: Entropy increases. Things fall apart.”—Dr. Hyde, Looking for Alaska (John Green)
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Go to college. Just go. It’s where you’ll learn how to be, how not to be, and how to set booby traps in the shower so your roommate stops using your expensive shampoo.
Learn how to apologize sincerely.
Eye contact is major. Get into it.
Talking crap about people sometimes feels good (just admit it), but tastes bad. It’s the opposite of eating McDonald’s.
If it hurts, don’t wear it. At some point the pain will show.
Learn how to wear lipstick and werk.
The day you look dumb in the grocery store at 7:19 in the morning is also the day you run into that duuude you don’t want to run into, and his stupid-hot-at-7:19-in-the-morning girlfriend. Don’t worry. You’re buying kale and olive oil. At least you can cook.
Overdress, always. Unless it’s heels in a park… that doesn’t work.
In every situation, consider the likelihood of skinny-dipping. Act accordingly.
Check out your hair from behind… yea… you’ve got a whole situation going on back there.
Exfoliate: your kitchen, your shower, your carpets, and your body.
Find out what color dress/shirt/lipstick makes your eyes pop. Buy a lot of it.
Never ever ever ever EVER ever ever take your shoes off in the club.
If you feel a deep need to take your shoes off in the club, walk your butt outside, get in a cab, and go home. Game over.
No one keeps secrets. Remember this when you’re telling you’re people all your business.
Life is not fair. That fact is profoundly frustrating. My Mom taught me this… dang was she right.
Don’t wait for some dumb boy to give you closure. You give yourself closure. That’s real. Tie that mess right on up. Buy ice cream if necessary.
Sometimes it’s not fate, or a sign… but just a coincidence.
You are not inherently patient. It’s an exercise.
Learn how to do something exceptionally well. Never apologize for that. Step up.
Watch Inception as many times times as you need to. Joseph Gordon-Levitt floats and Juno flips walls… It’s just a whole thing.
Learn how to make cookies.
Frozen peas, unfrozen, can be a meal.
Kittens grow up to be cats. That’s when things get a little scary.
Don’t be that girl, in any and all situations. Unless that girl is the awesome girl passing the boards… then you should totally be that girl. I’m talking to you Andrea.
If a girls says she “just doesn’t really get along with other girls” that means that she’s probably not that nice to other girls… I’m just sayin’.
Ladies should be kinder to one another. Teamwork, ladies!
Never be early for a party… unless you plan on helping. By helping I mean, pouring tequila shots.
Being fourteen sucks and there’s absolutely no way around it.
Being thirty one does not suck unless you think it sucks for some reason.
Sometimes you go to restaurants and you just don’t get what you want. It’s cool, just get ice cream on the way home.
Just admit that you’re watching My Big American Gypsy Wedding because you’re completely obsessed and you really need to talk about it with someone.